Sub-Saharan Souvenir

It's ladies night tonight; I need some money;
To smoke and reflect on how the feminine world is funny.
What's 'Bad Hair Day' when it's bright and sunny?
The narcissist today is empowered and gunning.
This is my country; you won't believe I'm running,
It's ladies night tonight; you're suave and stunning.
Instead of dating, I'm thinking and punning,
Very, very aloof from the drama at Downing.
My work is my life, my struggle and my crowning,
Buds from the meadow are potent and browning.
It's ladies night tonight; I got you some herbs,
To keep your drunken self from sleeping on the curb.
Khat is an atypical stimulant and blackouts it curbs.
Smoking heroin doesn't neccesarily leave you numb.
It's mellow and keeps you from scrounging for crumbs.
It's ladies night tonight; college girls don't work.
Some rave in the hope that some sugar-daddy will lurch.
He lied; I can prove it with an online search.
It's ladies night tonight; my friends are not gullible,
It might take time to explain what exactly is a crucible.
Liquor cannot breach the limits of the possible.
It's ladies night tonight; you're barely audible;
I'm thinking the disc-jockey looks a bit like Hannibal;
I used to get high and read about cannibals.
It's ladies tonight; psychopaths are a trifle,
It's not cool to die to the sound of a rifle.
Thugs nowadays take the money by force,
Generation X typically mugged with good words.
Better a criminal than he who serves two lords.
It's ladies night tonight; I need two gourds;
One for sumptuous snuff, the other for my precious buds.

I woke up and collected Monty's turds.
I wonder why they ever played 'Angry Birds'.
It's ladies night tonight;
Watch yourself and don't be absurd.