Prancing past Prometheus.

In the pit of plunder,

I made a vow,

To never outsource,

To never feel remorse,

To never waste a resource,

To always use excessive force,

To never be indoors,

To never sleep on floors,

To never compete with the Force,

To never limit my floss,

To never answer emergency with a coin toss,

To never take a loss,

To always connect with the Source,

To rebel without pause,

To sing without seeing flaws,

To give without judging the Cause,

To rend my country with unforgiving paws,

To never be permeable to their claws,

To never be a ignorant product of their laws,

To remember that striving is my only sauce.